God exists. He has one wicked sense of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet.

Forrest Carr
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  1. Humanity is a spectator sport. God is the spectator.

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  3. Nothing is harder on the nerves than hope.

  4. Damnation is eternal. That’s the whole point. Otherwise, what good would it do you?

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